Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Kiss On My List" - smooches for King Raybeard to help him recover from his nasty faceplant!

PS - Philly homeboyz - YO!  RECOGNIZE!

Brain Puke XIX

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!

OMB, (Drama) Queen Quentin has made another appearance!  Quentin has more (imaginary) problems than I have tits; he just can't seem to roll with the changes.  Nope, ain't gonna give Quentin a link.
 

And speaking of tits (such a segue), getta loada dis Mistress Maddie post; I DARE YOU not to piss yourself laughing!  That girl sure has a wicked sense of humor!

My baseball team sucks ass.

The pussy girls are getting a yearly visit from the vet on Friday.  Yes, I have a vet who makes house calls.  Nothing wrong with the girls, just the annual look/see.

Please to be sending good karma to our blogger buddy Raybeard.
He took a nasty fall recently and needs plenty of encouragement.  Likewise karma for shoulder-surgery-recovering Fearsome Beard.

It's been hazy hot humid hell here (oooooooh, alliteration!) for 3 weeks now.  Fucking climate change.

Would someone PLEASE stuff a YUGE dildo in the Rump's mouth?

This happened yesterday - a dude (in his 30s-40s) walks into my office and asks if there is a pokemon on the premises.  Stupid asswipe is playing Pokemon Go with his phone; I yelled at him "THIS IS A BUSINESS OFFICE, GET THE FUCK OUT!"  "Oh sorry", asswipe says.  Sorry my fat ass!  I wanna see him try that move in a private home; he's gonna wind up dead from a gun!  My boss was shocked (he asked me why I was yelling).

Work has been slow this month. B-O-R-I-N-G! :(

The days are getting shorter.  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Didja know there are so many fascinating things on Youtube?  Like videos of trolleys I remember riding into Philly in the 60s.  And videos about the history of the British monarchy from Victoria through QEII.  And drive-in movie ads from the 50s-60s (religious shit was dropped into the mix of snack bar treats).

Damn, this year has only 5 months left.

Why is it that laundry and dishes never seem to go away?

Why don't more people recycle things like cans/bottles/paper/plastic?

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"More Than A Woman" - Hillary Rodham Clinton, SUPERWOMAN OF THE WORLD!  Right here in my city!  Next week!

Brain Puke XVIII

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!

There is going to be a lot of hot air/noxious gas/bullshit coming from Cleveland this week.  Then the following week, the same invades my city.  UGH!  (see what I did there?)

Now howsabout some pretty pussies?

Gigi and Nyla were fascinated by something in the back yard...it could have been this

Why yes, that IS a fawn underneath my bird feeder!  Here's a close up

Isn't he/she cute!

I finished some knitting projects too

 

  

The  project in the middle was custom made for spouse's BFF (aka Janey).

It's been too fucking hot to do anything.   Yes, Mistress Maddie, that includes self-pleasure!

Work has been a bitch lately; some days I wanna slam all 6 work husbands heads into the wall!

I heard this song whilst grocery shopping this morning; it made me think due to recent events (Let's Work Together)

Woman/Man Up!

So Debra threw down this challenge to the universe - show us what's in your handbag/purse/man bag.

And I'mma stealing it right fucking now!

My purse has three pockets; I will show one pocket's contents at a time.

Pocket #1 (the front)

address book (paper; yes, they still make these!)

business card holder (other people's cards, not mine)

gym weight/exercise notebook (gotta know what weight to use on what machines, or what size free weights to pick up)

spare house & car keys

mini double-ended crochet hook (maddie, git yer mind out of the gutter!)
 
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Pocket #2 (the middle)

2 asthma inhalers (depending on the severity of the attack)

a bottle of aleve

a hairbrush

my keyring

a pen

my driving glasses

a flash drive (contains my company's quickbooks file [in case of an office fire])

a clear makeup bag with small items (think bandaids and cough drops); but no makeup since I don't wear that shit

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Pocket #3 (the back)

my wallet

my car insurance/registration card holder (nope, ain't gonna show my house address)

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Notice there are no techno gadgets ANYWHERE!  Don't need 'em, don't want 'em!

Now it's YOUR turn; show us your essentials!

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"All Around The World" - and I'm gonna find him!

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Kelly Stern!

PSS - more get well smooches to Fearsome Beard as he recovers from serious shoulder surgery!

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Run To You" - when the feeling's right, I'm gonna run all night!

PS - get well smooches to Fearsome Beard as he recovers from serious shoulder surgery!

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"I Knew You Were Waiting For Me" -  for JP and Guido on their wedding day, July 4, 2016!

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Dr. Spo!