Sunday, August 28, 2016

Brain Puke XX

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!



Don't we ALL know people like this?  I drop them like a hot potato; ain't NO ONE got time fo dat shit!  Queen Quentin is back this week; he's got a hangnail and the sky is falling and everything always happens to him.  Bitch please; I got a friend going through a serious illness and John's fridge door just fell off, so fuck right off with your fucking hangnail!

It's harvest time in spouse's garden:



A cucumber and a yellow tomato



Red and yellow tomatoes; cherry tomatoes

There has been bread baking:


Honey oatmeal dough being kneaded in the breadmaker

And knitting, of course:




And Miss Oreo has the right idea for a Sunday:


Saturday, August 27, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Disco Inferno" - burn baby burn, burn that mutha down!  For Janey, Goddess of Purity and Sunshine, who asked so nicely for a disco tune this week.  And just look at the clothes and choreography!

PS - Happy Birthday to Jim (Jimmas Day, August 28); we miss your voice out here!

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Old Man Down The Road" - great guitar work, but what strange images.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Cruel Summer" - and it HAS been a cruel hazy hot humid hell here (oooooh, alliteration!) for weeks!  Fuck the dog days of August!

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Lucky Star" - all my ailing boyfriends are on the mend!

AND August 4 was my 4th blogiversary; I am VERY lucky to know (and love) so many fine people out there!

AND today I hit 80,000 pageviews!

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!



This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Kiss On My List" - smooches for King Raybeard to help him recover from his nasty faceplant!


PS - Philly homeboyz - YO!  RECOGNIZE!

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Brain Puke XIX

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl!

OMB, (Drama) Queen Quentin has made another appearance!  Quentin has more (imaginary) problems than I have tits; he just can't seem to roll with the changes.  Nope, ain't gonna give Quentin a link.
 


And speaking of tits (such a segue), getta loada dis Mistress Maddie post; I DARE YOU not to piss yourself laughing!  That girl sure has a wicked sense of humor!

My baseball team sucks ass.

The pussy girls are getting a yearly visit from the vet on Friday.  Yes, I have a vet who makes house calls.  Nothing wrong with the girls, just the annual look/see.

Please to be sending good karma to our blogger buddy Raybeard.
He took a nasty fall recently and needs plenty of encouragement.  Likewise karma for shoulder-surgery-recovering Fearsome Beard.

It's been hazy hot humid hell here (oooooooh, alliteration!) for 3 weeks now.  Fucking climate change.

Would someone PLEASE stuff a YUGE dildo in the Rump's mouth?

This happened yesterday - a dude (in his 30s-40s) walks into my office and asks if there is a pokemon on the premises.  Stupid asswipe is playing Pokemon Go with his phone; I yelled at him "THIS IS A BUSINESS OFFICE, GET THE FUCK OUT!"  "Oh sorry", asswipe says.  Sorry my fat ass!  I wanna see him try that move in a private home; he's gonna wind up dead from a gun!  My boss was shocked (he asked me why I was yelling).

Work has been slow this month. B-O-R-I-N-G! :(

The days are getting shorter.  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Didja know there are so many fascinating things on Youtube?  Like videos of trolleys I remember riding into Philly in the 60s.  And videos about the history of the British monarchy from Victoria through QEII.  And drive-in movie ads from the 50s-60s (religious shit was dropped into the mix of snack bar treats).

Damn, this year has only 5 months left.

Why is it that laundry and dishes never seem to go away?

Why don't more people recycle things like cans/bottles/paper/plastic?