Saturday, January 14, 2017

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Knocked Out" - turn me inside out!




PS - next week, a special SNDP - so watch this space!

Friday, January 13, 2017

Brain Puke XXIII

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl! 

https://www.indivisibleguide.com = go here to learn how you can RESIST the incoming shitshow!

I swear, many in bloggerland are just plain wacked; they need a good psychiatrist like Dr. Spo

So THAT'S where Hair Dump's fake rug gets its golden color! (smirk)

So where does his orange glow reside...in a can?

I wish the entire Krapdashian/Jenner klan would drop off the face of the earth!

Baseball season starts in 7 weeks!  SQUEEEEEE!

The holiday crap comes down this weekend; takes about 1 hour.

I'mma craving Mexican food - there's a new mom-n-pop joint nearby to check out.

The 4 inches of snow we had last weekend is gone due to temps in the 60s. (does a happy dance)

Just had the fun bags (AKA jahoobies, boobs, girls, tits) cleaned and pressed this week.  All clear.

Next up - annual vampire donation (blood work; 4 tests).  And I gotta give a pee sample; perhaps the lab can send it to el pendejo naranjo afterward...I hear he likes "gold things". (smirk)

One more week before the annihilation begins...

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Tell Me Why" - WHY INDEED!



 

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Brain Puke XXII

Look out blogger friends, I'mma gonna hurl! 

2017 is gonna suck big time.  No doubt about it.  How to cope?  Get up off your ass and volunteer your time getting Democrat candidates elected in 2018!

(Drama) Queen Quentin is back with a vengeance.  "There's a pine cone on my driveway; it's devaluing my property and my neighborhood!"  "A bird shit on my windshield!"  "My neighbor didn't acknowledge me this morning!"  Queen Quentin is all about the first world problems...wonder how he would like living in Syria?   No logic, no common sense, no brains.  Dumbass!

The xmess holiday was quiet, just spouse and I and the cats.  Here are some holiday pix.


The tree with unopened prizes (a nod to Dr. Spo).

 

Spouse mouse pads (from the cats).  Get it?


Spouse BATMAN model; looks just like Adam West (rawr)!


A peace lizard shirt for me.


Another shirt for me.  It says: "if you can't say anything nice about anyone, come sit by me and we'll make fun of them together!"


Another shirt for me.  I plan to wear this on January 20, 2017.


Because I'm all about the booze.  Back off, Maddie!


Spouse finished his Alfred E. Newman model; the sign says "love thy neighbor", Alfred is flipping you off, and he has a hatchet in his hand.  Kinda looks like the poster boy for the incoming administration, eh?

This is what Miss Nyla thinks:

 

"SAY WHAT?"

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Rhythm Is Gonna Get You" - MUY CALIENTE TONIGHT!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2017 TO ALL MY BLOGGER FRIENDS!

 

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Crush On You" - I have a crush on all my blogger friends!


PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (25 December) to Peter!

And Happy Holidays to one and all!

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Saturday Night Dance Party!

This is how I am feeling right now.

Dance like no one's watching.

Sing like no one's listening.

"Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me" - do you really wanna make me cry?




PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY (21 December) to Walt in France!